He likes my strutting.
Sterek / Stilinski Twins AU
↳ After their mother’s death, Stiles and Stuart Stilinski grew almost inseparably close. They always appear as a pair, they make the greatest twin pack. Everything’s somehow perfect until Stiles falls head over heels for outrageously good-looking Derek Hale and brings him home from time to time. Stuart does not like that guy. He didn’t know what it feels like having to share his best friend and baby brother, and he’s not in a bid to get used to it. (
can be taken as twincesty feelings but for people who don’t like that naughty stuff let’s just say Stu’s an overprotective lil shit, shall we)
Sterek - Orphan Black AU
After the clones discover that Stiles has been sleeping with Derek, they begin to question his ability to continue the investigation
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[So the other Hale brother is called Dale because I saw people suggesting this name and Stiles’ brother is Stuart ;)]
It was Dale’s stupid idea – this double date thing. Derek hates going out with him, mostly because Dale made it his mission to embarrass Derek every damn time.
The other week Derek got scared over a stupid rat, his brother will say. No, Derek can’t eat that. The last time he ate peanut his face got really red, it was awesome.
He’s constantly trying to remind people that Derek is the not so athletic and with more acne of the two, and Dale is actually the one who stole all the good genes when they were in their mother’s womb.
And now, when Derek finally has something good – an awesome boyfriend who really likes him back – he just knows Dale will find a way to ruin everything. Like tell Stiles about that time Derek got caught jerking off in the shower by their little sister or when he jumped off the roof and broke his arm because he wanted to see if he could fly like Superman.
This date will be a disaster.
“Hey.” Stiles says almost awkwardly, leaning to kiss Derek on cheek.
Derek sighs. It started already, and Dale and Stuart are not even here. “Hey.” He says back, trying to sound casual but missing by a mile. “Where are the others?”
“I don’t think I wanna know.” Stiles pulls a face and Derek nods. There’s just one thing Dale likes to do more than make fun of Derek and that is have sex.
He doesn’t know how his brother’s relationship works, but he’s pretty sure that includes lots of sex and little talk. Stuart is not as open as Stiles, he prefers to study instead of playing video games or going out, but Derek has seen the way he looks at Dale when he thinks no one is watching.
“Yeah, probably not.” He agrees, playing with a straw so he has something to do with his hands. Stiles doesn’t say anything else, and just sits on the chair beside Derek’s, remaining suspiciously quiet. “Not really excited about the date?”
“No, I think it will be fun.” He smiles, but it doesn’t reach his eyes. Derek gulps and thinks Yeah, it was fun while it lasted.
^Initial prompt - Well its pretty much Derek/Stiles and Andrew/Stuart. Until Stiles gets drunk. (x)
"Babe!" Stiles crashed into Andrew as soon as he opened the door. It was obvious he was in a drunken stupor, his pale skin glowing red. The two of them fumbled slightly as Andrew attempted to hold him and close the door,
"Stiles, I’m Andrew"
"Derek I want kisses"
"Deeeeerrrrrrr" *hic* "kiss me" Stiles craned his neck upwards, pursing his lips. Andrew flung his head directly up, avoiding his lips. Oh my god, Derek.
"You’re so mean, sourwolf" Stiles chuckled, and wrapped his arms around Andrew’s back, sliding his palms up his shirt. Andrew’s breath hitched, Stiles playfully prodded him, making him laugh
"Stiles you’re terrible" he grabbed him and tossed him onto the bed
"Babe, come mark me" Stiles crawled over to him on his knees, shit Andrew thought, and grabbed the hem of his shirt
"Derek, I’m so lucky. Your so hot" he tried to kiss him again, this time Andrew toppled over on top of him, both of them laughing
"You’re so terrible, Derek’s going to kill you"
"You’re talking funny"
"And you’re drunk," Andrew gave up and sighed as Stiles wrapped himself around him, "I’m still Andrew, and your drunk ass can’t figure that out"
Stiles didn’t hear him because he blacked out and was snoring into the pillow. Andrew couldn’t quite get up in the position that they were in, so he opted for forgiveness from his twin and nuzzled his face into Stiles’ neck. He smelt exactly like Stuart, god this is still awkward, he couldn’t help it.
"Derek’s going to kill me" was it weird that he wanted to cuddle with both his and Derek’s boyfriend? "oh" his eyes moved to look down at Stiles’ crotch, he was semi-hard and poking Andrew in the stomach. He fought the urge to touch it, clearly it wasn’t Stuart he was on top of.
"Yeah, I’m so dead" he chuckled, it was a little embarrassing but, he didn’t quite want to move away from this cuddle session, so he shifted slowly to Stiles side, laying his head on his chest and throwing his arm and leg around Stiles, clipping him between his body. Soon after, he was dozing off with Stiles on the living room futon.
"OH MY GOD"
His his popped open at the sound of Derek’s voice, shit, here it comes. Except there wasn’t any yelling, Derek sort of stood there watching the two of them. Andrew turned his head and smiled sheepishly at his twin
"Uh, hello Der-bear"
"Derek, what’s with the yelling?- WHAT THE SHIT?!" Stuart walked in and caught the scene in front of them, "Andrew, what the hell? My brother?!"
Andrew winced, “I-um. It’s his fault!” he flew out of his position, waking Stiles
"Wuh- Derek, what the hell? You woke me- oh" Stiles blinked a few times to wake up from his nap, seeing his twin and his boyfriend standing in front of him and-
"What’s going on?" Derek leered at Andrew
"Stiles" he pointed at the boy beside him, making him blush
"Babe, I’m sorry. I thought he was you. I thought you were home… I was sort of drunk"
"Bro, you’re such a stupid drunk" Stuart laughed, only to be shushed by Derek’s stare. Derek was the more recluse, and serious out of the Hale twins; he stared them down creating worst silent situations ever for Stiles. Please forgive me Stiles thought, squeezing his palms. Derek’s face changed and he grabbed him by the neck of his shirt
"You smell like my brother"
"I-I know, I’m sorry, please don’t be mad."
Derek scowled, Stiles’ eyes went wide. They stared at each other before Derek started shaking
Derek’s laugh got louder, surprising everyone, his fit was uncontrolled and uncharacteristically like Andrew’s laugh. Stiles blushed and Stuart started laughing too.
"You smell gross"
"You saying I smell?"
"He’s saying Andrew smells-"
Derek calmed down before smiling at them, “I’m telling everyone about this”
"I’m not going to let you live this down"
"Ou blackmail" Stuart smiled and agreed. Andrew buried his head back into the pillows, "Andrew, don’t think I’ve forgotten about you"
"I hate living with you all" he groaned, "I hate that you have a twin"
"Hey that’s mean" Both Stiles and Stuart chimed. Derek sighed, a whisper of another laughing fit still clung to him
"Come on stiles, sourwolf wants to change your scent"
"Are you still mad?"
"No" Derek shook his head, "I just thought I’d punish you in bed. You aren’t going to be able to walk for a couple of days"
"Please don’t say that when I’m here. That’s mentally scarring" Stuart whined, "Does he really say shit like that?"
"Come on, Come on. My bad drunk boyfriend needs a lesson in recognizing who his man is" Derek shoved him playfully and smacked his ass, "Oh and Andrew?"
"You and Stuart should leave"
Andrew groaned, collapsing on Stuart, everything was so awkward right now. Twin problems are the worst.
I shit you not I had to write this for this. It was perfect.
If you ask how they met, Derek would probably groan and walk off, probably as would Stuart. Truth it it probably embarrassed them more than their brothers. It all happened a two years ago, Derek had met Stiles at a coffee shop;…
Teen Wolf AU: In which finals are looming over Stiles’ head like the sword of Damocles and he turns into the cliché college student who pulls all-nighters before the exams, mostly running on energy drinks and fear. Luckily, he has Derek to slap him over the head and remind him to get some sleep once in a while.
Teen Wolf AU: Derek gives Stiles a key to his loft. He really doesn’t know why Stiles freaks out about it, it’s not like he doesn’t let himself in all the time anyway.
Teen Wolf AU: In which Stiles is Derek’s student and has been (unsuccessfully) trying to get Derek (“That’s Mr Hale for you, Mr Stilinski, where is your respect for your teachers?”) to sleep with him. Which, if you ask Stiles, is just ridiculous, he knows his English Lit teacher is just as crazy about him as Stiles is, and finally, finally, Derek gives in. And obviously, he has a better plan for sneaking around than Stiles does.
Teen Wolf AU: In which Derek and Stiles meet at a club and decide to hook up.